proper noun (nickname given by my mother, lovingly)
1. one who will botch or bungle
2. one who is clumsy or will blunder; embarrass oneself through life
This is how I felt when I went to bed last night.
I felt a photo would speak louder than words. And I'm talking about how I felt sillywise when I went to bed last night, not looks-wise. At least I hope this is not what my husband went to bed with.
Last night my two year old was making dinner rolls with her mother.
My two year old observed as her mother sprayed herself square in the face with Pam cooking spray.
My two year old's mother may or may not have been in full awareness that the cooking spray was pointed directly at her face when she pushed down on the button.
My two year old was in great confusion when her mother let out a yelp and ran to the sink to douse her head in water and use dish soap on her face.
My two year old's mother was comforted in her struggles with the reassuring thought that no one other than a two year old was in the room at the time of her having sprayed herself in the face with cooking spray, and that there is still 1/3 of a cheesecake in her freezer from her birthday last week.
Thank you freezer.